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This gambler claims that Sigmund Freud is the reason why Japanese women flaunt their big asses everywhere

Avigail Allard claims that men hate vacations and they only pretend to like it because they fear their wives or girlfriends. Avigail knows several gay couples very closely who very rarely go out for vacations although they are very rich already.

Avigail is a conspiracy theorist who claims that Lee Nak-Yeon is a distant cousin of Bill Clinton’s wife and ex-president candidate of the United States of America – Hillary Clinton. Avigail says that the only reason behind Lee Nak-Yeon’s success is his being a distant cousin of Hillary Clinton otherwise he stood no chance. Avigail says that it is quite evident from Lee Nak-Yeon’s body language and his speech style that he is a low-energy, incapable man.

Avigail claims that Jews are aliens most likely from some planet that hasn’t been yet discovered by the scientists yet. Avigail says that it is not possible for some breed belonging to the human beings of earth to be as intelligent as the Jewish people are.

Avigail is one of the most sold painters in the world. She has sold over 9000 paintings including both online and offline. Avigail sells her paintings on etsy, eBay and several other websites including her own. Avigail never tries to overcharge her customers as she is not hungry for the money, she makes more money with online gambling with the tactics that she learnt with different blogs.

Avigail claims that Sigmund Freud was an Illuminati agent whose job was to convert the pious and civilized people of Europe and America to sex maniacs, she adds that one just needs to watch a chidol video to understand what she has been trying to convey here.

Avigail claims that the emperor Hongli of Qing Dynasty of China wanted his men to manufacture a car much before they invented the first car. Avigail says that Hongli’s men were about to be successful but they got mysteriously kidnapped one day and never seen after that.

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That Astrologer told me that three busty lesbians would be the first to join my Tantra School

Did I ever tell you that I opened up a tantric school to practice the art of tantra with the most beautiful women in the USA, but the authorities shut my school down even before I got a single student at my school. An astrologer told me that the first students at my school would be three busty lesbians, and like most of the astrologer’s prophecies, this one went wrong as well. I asked him for my money back, but the bastard changed his number the next day.

Myself and most other adult bloggers believe that the sexual liberation and the feminist movement wouldn’t have come so far if it weren’t for the internet, especially in the second-world and third-world countries. The condition used to be the worst in the Islamic countries and Southeast Asian countries, but now the scenario is almost like the European countries in the plush neighborhoods of those countries.

If you are a single straight man looking for a date or someone to marry, then I advise you to only date and marry an athletic woman. Those athletic women are always open to fuck in different positions and they enjoy a new position each time. They also love to switch positions every minute. I love BBWs as well and the way their pussies taste, but hate that they are lazy and unable to be fucked in every position known to the humankind.

It is my own personal observation and that of several others that the more logical reasoning you bring in your sexual life, the more messed up it would become.

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Hillary Clinton watches AsianSexDiary videos to improve her bedroom skills, claims a Green Party Candidate

I am extremely happy that the population of the street whores has been seeing a continuous downfall for years now and that of the Japanese Nuru Masseuses has been increasing unbelievably. The case is not such only in the United States of America, but the whole world. I know several women that used to work as high class escorts before, are now masseuses and many of those with Japanese ethnicity, also have a few sexy videos of them on the infamous AsianSexDiary.

Myself and many of my friends seriously believe that the mainstream actresses across the world are overrated while the pornstars are extremely underrated. We all agree on what is nowadays a belief among many, and that is that the modern pornstars can act better than the so-called mainstream female actors when trained properly but the mainstream female actors can never fuck like these pornstars.

I have been experimenting with ayurvedic joint pain relief oils that they sell in India lately. I use those as lubricants and believe you me, they have cured my soft erections.

I have a politician belonging to the Green Party of the United States, who claims that Hillary Clinton had in her mind to make the prostitution all across the United States legal if she were elected and use the tax-money collected by the pimps, brothels, prostitutes, would have been used for the space programs of the USA. Before hearing this, I used to be Anti-Hillary Clinton, though a Democrat, but since then, I believe that our next President should be none other than Hillary Clinton. I would really appreciate if Hillary Clinton starts working as a pornstar herself, and that may turn to be a gamechanger for the GILF genre, indeed. We would love to see how lame as a fuck she is; She really has to be one lame fuck, otherwise Bill Clinton wouldn’t screw each and every hole that he could.

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Prisoners serving time in different US Jails spend more time watching Lingerie Porn than you can imagine

One of my very wealthy friends owns a company that manufactures and exports farm equipment, auto equipment, OTR tyres, tubes and flaps. This friend of mine along with being extremely wealthy, is also extremely horny all the time, he has his own philosophy and beliefs around sex, which he loves to share with friends, wife and cousins.

This friend of mine believes that having a lot of sex makes you smarter and more courageous in the long run, just like it did to the Al Capone. He says that’s the foremost reason why he has it all that he can, making sure that he doesn’t catch any major or minor illness doing it.

This friend of mine says that the best thing about living in more populated places is that there is a wider variety of pussies to choose from to fuck

He claims that no matter whether you are in Saudi Arabia, Palestine, Morocco, India, Libya or Pakistan, if you have enough money, you can get as many different beautiful pussies as you want.

He was also in prison for 6 months for false accusations by a friend of his, where he claims he watched more lingerie porn than he did in the rest of his life. He also claimed to have had a ton of ass there in the prison.

This friend of mine claims that there will be more Pakistani MILF pornstars in the American porn industry than there will be Czech MILFs by 2030. He said it with such certainty that I myself now believe this prophecy to be true, although most of his prophecies in the past including that Hillary Clinton will win the 2016 Presidential Elections have gone false.

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I believe that the revenue for live sex cams is soon going to take over that of the porn industry

I know several mainstream football players. The top football players are always busy playing, signing autographs, taking selfies with the fans, while the relatively unknown ones have all the fun with the hot chicks, both in real life and on live sex cam chat websites, mostly on the alternatives to Livejasmin. I personally know a small-time state-level football player who divorced his wife to marry her mother. They both had an open marriage, they are always out on sex tours and when they aren’t, they are busy looking for some fuckbuddies locally on the Craigslist.

I have always suffered with premature ejaculation, I recently tried some ayurvedic medicines on the advice of a good old friend of mine and after taking those ayurvedic medicines for 2-3 months which were meant to cure my premature ejaculation, I cannot cum inside the pussy.

My current girlfriend is a hardcore Communist. She wears that Che Guevara cap all the time even when we are fucking or she is sucking my cock or I am eating her ass, she even wears that when she is in the loo. The only time she doesn’t wear that is when she is taking a bath. I asked her if she would be interested in shooting a masked porn movie with me, she rejected the offer. I tried to convince her telling that we can make a bank uploading the videos on PornHub community but she didn’t agree, even though I lied to her that all my cousins and my friends have a huge crush on her big natural breasts and the LGBT women and straight guys would pay more than they do to watch a Korina Kova movie, but she wouldn’t listen.

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Your bitch loves my 13 inch long dong and you can just envy it

Hello there,

Welcome to your favorite black man’s blog, the same dude who makes your wife suck his cock each night of the year. Yes, I know you know who I am. I have videos of your wife screaming, moaning and making crazy facial expressions while I fuck her in her pussy with my 13 inches long cock. You know I am better than Mandingo and that’s the reason why you are scared of my dingo.

Anyways, I didn’t create this blog to bully you, but rather to educate you.

Here is a secret that I use to increase my testosterone levels. I listen to ASMR sexual sounds, moans, kisses by women, sex stories while driving instead of listening to the music just like you do. You keep listening to that chewing gum for the ears and I will keep screwing your wife.

I am not a religious guy but I have faith that some messiah will definitely come to save the people from all sorts of sexual oppression and the day is not too far away. I really hope that he incarnates while I am still alive so that I can enjoy more women, the women who have been sexually oppressed for years if not decades.

I know you guys wish all the time that if it were as easy to last hours in bed as it is to drive. For me personally, both are easy and I love to have sex and driving for hours at a time.

I was always extremely skeptical about the institution of marriage, I somehow got married a couple of years ago though, only to regret it later. I currently have 3 White All-American Mistresses, none of whom my wife is aware of. I have nicknamed one Ford, the other one Chevy and the last one – Dodge. Make sure that the Dodge is not your wife, because she told me that she is married to a guy who reads celebrity sex related blogs all the time.

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