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Affiliate Marketer prefers watching Free Big Booty Live Porn over reading Self-Improvement Books

Misreading leads to misleading, this full-time internet marketer and domain flipper friend of mine wishes all the time, if he had more time to read, he is busy watching free live porn most of the time of his day and not to mention, the night as well.

This internet marketer friend of mine says that he has been trying to discover the reason behind the fact that why he is too lethargic after having sex in certain positions and why it is the other way round when he does it in the rest of the positions. He claims to have checked all the prominent sex life related forums and blogs but hasn’t found the answer. “Nobody has got a clue, they are all rookie, even the so-called most experienced ones”, he says.

This friend of mine says that he cannot imagine how the strip clubs are still in the business when there is a more porn produced in a day than a person can consume in a lifetime. He claims to have never been to one.

He believes that the porn industry is not using the real life mother and daughter pornstars with big natural breasts – Andi James and Britt James right and no porn producer seems to understand their real potential.

He has been campaigning against violent and bestiality porn for years now and says that no matter how hard he campaigns, there seems to be no positive effect of any of it.

His younger brother is even more horny than himself. He just became a ladies tailor to touch and feel the women. He is also always busy watching porn on Big Booty Mania.

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Demand for Fleshlights have increased a lot since BBW Hentai Porn gained notorious popularity

Tony Watanabe started importing VR headsets from the Republic of China and selling the same online and offline after once he couldn’t enjoy his most favorite BBW Free Hentai porn without a VR headset. Tony realized that there must be a huge demand for the VR headsets after this and he was right, his business is booming ever since.

Tony believes that using foul language doubles the fun while having sex but his wife doesn’t agree with this belief of Tony, she hates it when he uses such language.

Tony says that staying single is highly beneficial for highly sexual women as they can fuck with whoever they like whenever they like without any sort of worries but he says that it is opposite in the men’s case.

Tony’s wife – Emma runs an adult business that only uses drones to deliver the products to save customer from the embarrassment.

Emma says that the demand for fleshlight has increased a lot since the BBW Hentai VR porn has become more popular.

Emma is an accountant by profession and she entered the adult field after she got the job of an accountant at a leading Dildo manufacturing company.

Tony and Emma openly cheat on each other and while Tony claims that sweet and outspoken girls show a lot of tantrums in the bed, Emma claims that the second generation members of the Sikh community in the Americas are the greatest fucks ever.

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Old and Young Men Wank to the Japanese MILF Porn Alike

I find it very hard to resist if I see a beautiful chick wearing a skirt walking down the streets. It doesn’t matter to me if she has stunning legs or not, she just has to have a beautiful face and a body.

Many people try to compare the modern escort services with the Uber cabs. Not to mention that they don’t get to give analogies of escort services much nowadays, since the massage parlours have taken over, especially those Nuru ones.

No modern escort agency that I know accepts cheques and that’s one of the places where they are losing to the massage parlours.

I have a Japanese accountant friend living in the US for past 6 years, who claims that the WWE and WCW wrestler – Booker T used to pimp girls in the city of Shreveport, Louisiana, before becoming a wrestler.

This Japanese accountant friend of mine keeps saying all the time that he is tired of seeing his penis getting shrunken each day but he jacks to the hot Japanese MILF videos nonetheless.

This Japanese accountant friend of mine is married to a strict Catholic woman who doesn’t agree to use the pull-out method since the day she read about the sin of Onan, but she agrees to take a pill. He keeps telling her that her pussy doesn’t feel good enough with a condom on and he only prefers the pull-out method. Each night he lies to her that he is going to end up cumming inside her pussy but pulls out each time before that. It is really funny how he is able to make her a fool each time.

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Clingy Green Card demanding Indian woman made this Newark guy go the Adult Dating Route forever

John Vincent Donato from Newark, New Jersey, owns and runs a 40 year old religious item selling business based in the Newark city itself. He is also a part-time sex blogger although not very active on that, his sex blog is full of interesting posts.

John Vincent claims on his sex blog that Christine Amanpour of the CNN regularly partakes in sexual orgies. He claims that he has the evidence that Christine Amanpour spent some months at the Indian guru – OSHO’s commune in Rajneeshpura, Oregon in the 1980s. He accuses that Christine Amanpour’s reason for staying at OSHO’s commune was not a spiritual but rather she wanted to enjoy the sex, drugs and rock n roll.

John Vincent writes that he once dated a Half-Hindu, Half-Sikh Indian woman in 2017. She would do whatever John would ask for including drinking John’s piss, performing rimjobs, inserting huge toys inside her anus for John and not to mention, the anal sex was a regular thing between them. Little did John knew that she was doing it all for the ‘green card’. She expected John to marry her and John definitely wasn’t ready. When John refused her proposal of marriage, she started threatening him in different ways but John wasn’t willing to change his decision, no matter what. John recently discovered that she had to leave the USA as her visa expired. She has been living in Punjab, India since July, 2018.

John now only believes in one-night adult dating scene. He is not for the long-term dating anymore.

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Modern Escorts don’t buy stuff off thrift stores or eBay

It is literally easier to have sex with your own sister and mom in a threesome than it is with your mother-in-law and your wife. When I was married, I tried my best to persuade my wife to make her mother join us in a sex session but she felt it to be awkward and once even slapped me hard on my face for it. I was just trying to be of service to my mother-in-law as she was a widow and I could tell it from her face that she was starving for a dick.

I have a sort of a jester friend, who says that if a glossy paper is glossier than your black woman’s ass than she doesn’t even deserve to be called a fine ass black woman. He loves the sight of his black woman’s ass shining on the beach while she is taking a tan to make it even more black and shiny. I have been trying my best to get lucky with the bitch but so far I haven’t had any success or in other words, sex.

I believe that the porn industry needs more add-on sales. I know several online sex toy stores that offer free porn memberships

One younger sex maniac dude once told me “Don’t trust a bitch that buys stuff off thrift stores or eBay.” I listened to the advice and I look for nothing other than exclusive and elegant models whenever I check those Escorts and Adult Dating Listings.

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Tattooed Emo wife enjoys anal and vaginal sex more than ever before since she started taking Himalaya Ayurvedic Supplements

There is this restaurateur friend of mine, whom I would call ‘Eric’ here. Eric claims that women with big hips enjoy anal sex more compared to their counterparts with small hips.

Eric is a married guy, who buys the most skimpiest possible leather skirts for his sexy wife. She is one of those stunning tattoo emo girls, who you cannot get enough of staring at, especially when she is wearing something way too sexy.

Eric’s wife used to feel pain in the spine after the day of having anal sex initially, but since she started taking certain ayurvedic supplement by an India-based brand that goes by the name ‘Himalaya’, she doesn’t feel the pain in her spine anymore, no matter how hard and deep she gets fucked in her ass, and she even enjoys receiving the dick both in her anus and vaginal hole more than ever before.

Eric uses the code word – ‘Hockey’ for the anal sex, ‘Cricket’ for the vaginal sex and ‘Softball’ for the blowjob to his wife. She has no idea that he has other women as well with whom he uses the same terms.

Eric believes that tittyfuck is highly overrated and rubbing your dick against the nipples is underated, her wife feels otherwise. Maybe, she hates getting her hubby’s dick rubbed against her nipples. I would love to be the one to tittyfuck her, because I don’t think that Eric is giving her enough of that. Eric can rub his dick against her nipples all that he wants.

Eric claims that people born to interracial parents don’t enjoy anal sex much and that’s the reason why anal videos aren’t that popular in the USA, where roughly half of the people were born to interracial parents, but the anal sex videos are extremely popular in the Europe, Middle-East, Japan, India, you name it. Maybe, Eric doesn’t know that a great percentage of the people in the Southern USA were born to the parents belonging to the same race and Southern USA doesn’t show much interest in the anal videos.

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Sex Toy Business is greatly affected by the growing Swinging culture

I have a friend who owns a 3D Sex Toys Printing Business. This friend of mine is really disappointed with the laziness of the modern so-called high class escort agencies. He believes that these escort agencies owe their survival to the increasing divorce rates. He provides the divorce rates and the increasing number of internet-based high class escort agencies in Portugal as the proof of his statement.

I do agree with him on all the points that he makes regarding the increasing divorce rates and its positive relationship with the business of escort agencies. Happily married couples are either busy having sex among themselves or swinging just like you would see in swinger porn videos.

One thing that I like about the high class female escorts of this era is that they are willing to try different positions they never enjoyed before, which used not to be the case earlier on, at least not with the majority of the escorts, they wouldn’t try a new position with you they didn’t enjoy ever before, if you weren’t one of their regular clients or one of the best friends, cousins, or brothers of their regular clients.

This friend of mine makes his wife wear all the jewelry she owns, fucks her doggystyle and then enjoys the sight of her screaming and moaning while her boobs and jewelery are all trembling at the same time. He once sent me a video of that scenario through the Whatsapp and requested me to delete it as soon as I saw it once, the video was too hot to just watch once, I watched the video uncountable times and stroked my dick until I came. Then I deleted the video and repented to Jesus Christ regarding this sin the next day in the Church. Jesus came in my dream that very night and told me that he himself jerks off to such scenarios all the time in heaven and it is nothing to bother about.

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Globally popular GILFs are now on your favorite Chaturbate

I have a friend from Portland, Oregon, who owns 2 coffee shops in the Portland city itself. He is also a learnt singer and composer. He learnt singing from the Valerie Day of the infamous 1980s band – Nu Shooz, at Portland State University; He claims that Valerie Day regularly used to fuck her students, sometimes even in the class and the reason why she finally stopped teaching at the Portland State University in the year 2014 was that she got caught sucking the dick of a black student in the classroom by the college principal after the class was over. Both the university and herself preferred to keep it a secret. The guy was an adult, she wasn’t in a legal trouble at all though.

I really wish if I could see my childhood crush Valerie Day performing a blowjob somewhere on Chaturbate.

This friend of mine has some relatives in the Republican Party, who he claims told him that the retired CEO of the WWE and 25th Administrator of the Small Business Administration from 2017 to 2019 – Linda McMahon fucks her son-in-law – Triple H aka Hunter Hearst Helmsley on a regular basis and sometimes they even have a threesome when her daughter Stephanie McMahon joins them as well. The Republican relatives of his also doubt that Triple H once made her pregnant and they both decided that it would be better to abort the child. They also claim that Vince McMahon is well-aware of the incestual and illicit relationships going on within his family, but he decides to stay silent on this, although he despises it all. They claim that the only adult in the McMahon family who is not aware of it all is Shane McMahon, his wife and kids, rest all know how big of pervert the Linda, Vince and Stephanie are.

The friend of mine claims that Donald Trump has always stayed close to Vince McMahon, Linda and Stephanie, just because he expects to get lucky with both mother and daughter or either one day.

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This gambler claims that Sigmund Freud is the reason why Japanese women flaunt their big asses everywhere

Avigail Allard claims that men hate vacations and they only pretend to like it because they fear their wives or girlfriends. Avigail knows several gay couples very closely who very rarely go out for vacations although they are very rich already.

Avigail is a conspiracy theorist who claims that Lee Nak-Yeon is a distant cousin of Bill Clinton’s wife and ex-president candidate of the United States of America – Hillary Clinton. Avigail says that the only reason behind Lee Nak-Yeon’s success is his being a distant cousin of Hillary Clinton otherwise he stood no chance. Avigail says that it is quite evident from Lee Nak-Yeon’s body language and his speech style that he is a low-energy, incapable man.

Avigail claims that Jews are aliens most likely from some planet that hasn’t been yet discovered by the scientists yet. Avigail says that it is not possible for some breed belonging to the human beings of earth to be as intelligent as the Jewish people are.

Avigail is one of the most sold painters in the world. She has sold over 9000 paintings including both online and offline. Avigail sells her paintings on etsy, eBay and several other websites including her own. Avigail never tries to overcharge her customers as she is not hungry for the money, she makes more money with online gambling with the tactics that she learnt with different blogs.

Avigail claims that Sigmund Freud was an Illuminati agent whose job was to convert the pious and civilized people of Europe and America to sex maniacs, she adds that one just needs to watch a chidol video to understand what she has been trying to convey here.

Avigail claims that the emperor Hongli of Qing Dynasty of China wanted his men to manufacture a car much before they invented the first car. Avigail says that Hongli’s men were about to be successful but they got mysteriously kidnapped one day and never seen after that.

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That Astrologer told me that three busty lesbians would be the first to join my Tantra School

Did I ever tell you that I opened up a tantric school to practice the art of tantra with the most beautiful women in the USA, but the authorities shut my school down even before I got a single student at my school. An astrologer told me that the first students at my school would be three busty lesbians, and like most of the astrologer’s prophecies, this one went wrong as well. I asked him for my money back, but the bastard changed his number the next day.

Myself and most other adult bloggers believe that the sexual liberation and the feminist movement wouldn’t have come so far if it weren’t for the internet, especially in the second-world and third-world countries. The condition used to be the worst in the Islamic countries and Southeast Asian countries, but now the scenario is almost like the European countries in the plush neighborhoods of those countries.

If you are a single straight man looking for a date or someone to marry, then I advise you to only date and marry an athletic woman. Those athletic women are always open to fuck in different positions and they enjoy a new position each time. They also love to switch positions every minute. I love BBWs as well and the way their pussies taste, but hate that they are lazy and unable to be fucked in every position known to the humankind.

It is my own personal observation and that of several others that the more logical reasoning you bring in your sexual life, the more messed up it would become.

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