It is literally easier to have sex with your own sister and mom in a threesome than it is with your mother-in-law and your wife. When I was married, I tried my best to persuade my wife to make her mother join us in a sex session but she felt it to be awkward and once even slapped me hard on my face for it. I was just trying to be of service to my mother-in-law as she was a widow and I could tell it from her face that she was starving for a dick.

I have a sort of a jester friend, who says that if a glossy paper is glossier than your black woman’s ass than she doesn’t even deserve to be called a fine ass black woman. He loves the sight of his black woman’s ass shining on the beach while she is taking a tan to make it even more black and shiny. I have been trying my best to get lucky with the bitch but so far I haven’t had any success or in other words, sex.

I believe that the porn industry needs more add-on sales. I know several online sex toy stores that offer free porn memberships

One younger sex maniac dude once told me “Don’t trust a bitch that buys stuff off thrift stores or eBay.” I listened to the advice and I look for nothing other than exclusive and elegant models whenever I check those Escorts and Adult Dating Listings.