Month: February 2020

Tattooed Emo wife enjoys anal and vaginal sex more than ever before since she started taking Himalaya Ayurvedic Supplements

There is this restaurateur friend of mine, whom I would call ‘Eric’ here. Eric claims that women with big hips enjoy anal sex more compared to their counterparts with small hips.

Eric is a married guy, who buys the most skimpiest possible leather skirts for his sexy wife. She is one of those stunning tattoo emo girls, who you cannot get enough of staring at, especially when she is wearing something way too sexy.

Eric’s wife used to feel pain in the spine after the day of having anal sex initially, but since she started taking certain ayurvedic supplement by an India-based brand that goes by the name ‘Himalaya’, she doesn’t feel the pain in her spine anymore, no matter how hard and deep she gets fucked in her ass, and she even enjoys receiving the dick both in her anus and vaginal hole more than ever before.

Eric uses the code word – ‘Hockey’ for the anal sex, ‘Cricket’ for the vaginal sex and ‘Softball’ for the blowjob to his wife. She has no idea that he has other women as well with whom he uses the same terms.

Eric believes that tittyfuck is highly overrated and rubbing your dick against the nipples is underated, her wife feels otherwise. Maybe, she hates getting her hubby’s dick rubbed against her nipples. I would love to be the one to tittyfuck her, because I don’t think that Eric is giving her enough of that. Eric can rub his dick against her nipples all that he wants.

Eric claims that people born to interracial parents don’t enjoy anal sex much and that’s the reason why anal videos aren’t that popular in the USA, where roughly half of the people were born to interracial parents, but the anal sex videos are extremely popular in the Europe, Middle-East, Japan, India, you name it. Maybe, Eric doesn’t know that a great percentage of the people in the Southern USA were born to the parents belonging to the same race and Southern USA doesn’t show much interest in the anal videos.

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Sex Toy Business is greatly affected by the growing Swinging culture

I have a friend who owns a 3D Sex Toys Printing Business. This friend of mine is really disappointed with the laziness of the modern so-called high class escort agencies. He believes that these escort agencies owe their survival to the increasing divorce rates. He provides the divorce rates and the increasing number of internet-based high class escort agencies in Portugal as the proof of his statement.

I do agree with him on all the points that he makes regarding the increasing divorce rates and its positive relationship with the business of escort agencies. Happily married couples are either busy having sex among themselves or swinging just like you would see in swinger porn videos.

One thing that I like about the high class female escorts of this era is that they are willing to try different positions they never enjoyed before, which used not to be the case earlier on, at least not with the majority of the escorts, they wouldn’t try a new position with you they didn’t enjoy ever before, if you weren’t one of their regular clients or one of the best friends, cousins, or brothers of their regular clients.

This friend of mine makes his wife wear all the jewelry she owns, fucks her doggystyle and then enjoys the sight of her screaming and moaning while her boobs and jewelery are all trembling at the same time. He once sent me a video of that scenario through the Whatsapp and requested me to delete it as soon as I saw it once, the video was too hot to just watch once, I watched the video uncountable times and stroked my dick until I came. Then I deleted the video and repented to Jesus Christ regarding this sin the next day in the Church. Jesus came in my dream that very night and told me that he himself jerks off to such scenarios all the time in heaven and it is nothing to bother about.

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Globally popular GILFs are now on your favorite Chaturbate

I have a friend from Portland, Oregon, who owns 2 coffee shops in the Portland city itself. He is also a learnt singer and composer. He learnt singing from the Valerie Day of the infamous 1980s band – Nu Shooz, at Portland State University; He claims that Valerie Day regularly used to fuck her students, sometimes even in the class and the reason why she finally stopped teaching at the Portland State University in the year 2014 was that she got caught sucking the dick of a black student in the classroom by the college principal after the class was over. Both the university and herself preferred to keep it a secret. The guy was an adult, she wasn’t in a legal trouble at all though.

I really wish if I could see my childhood crush Valerie Day performing a blowjob somewhere on Chaturbate.

This friend of mine has some relatives in the Republican Party, who he claims told him that the retired CEO of the WWE and 25th Administrator of the Small Business Administration from 2017 to 2019 – Linda McMahon fucks her son-in-law – Triple H aka Hunter Hearst Helmsley on a regular basis and sometimes they even have a threesome when her daughter Stephanie McMahon joins them as well. The Republican relatives of his also doubt that Triple H once made her pregnant and they both decided that it would be better to abort the child. They also claim that Vince McMahon is well-aware of the incestual and illicit relationships going on within his family, but he decides to stay silent on this, although he despises it all. They claim that the only adult in the McMahon family who is not aware of it all is Shane McMahon, his wife and kids, rest all know how big of pervert the Linda, Vince and Stephanie are.

The friend of mine claims that Donald Trump has always stayed close to Vince McMahon, Linda and Stephanie, just because he expects to get lucky with both mother and daughter or either one day.

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This gambler claims that Sigmund Freud is the reason why Japanese women flaunt their big asses everywhere

Avigail Allard claims that men hate vacations and they only pretend to like it because they fear their wives or girlfriends. Avigail knows several gay couples very closely who very rarely go out for vacations although they are very rich already.

Avigail is a conspiracy theorist who claims that Lee Nak-Yeon is a distant cousin of Bill Clinton’s wife and ex-president candidate of the United States of America – Hillary Clinton. Avigail says that the only reason behind Lee Nak-Yeon’s success is his being a distant cousin of Hillary Clinton otherwise he stood no chance. Avigail says that it is quite evident from Lee Nak-Yeon’s body language and his speech style that he is a low-energy, incapable man.

Avigail claims that Jews are aliens most likely from some planet that hasn’t been yet discovered by the scientists yet. Avigail says that it is not possible for some breed belonging to the human beings of earth to be as intelligent as the Jewish people are.

Avigail is one of the most sold painters in the world. She has sold over 9000 paintings including both online and offline. Avigail sells her paintings on etsy, eBay and several other websites including her own. Avigail never tries to overcharge her customers as she is not hungry for the money, she makes more money with online gambling with the tactics that she learnt with different blogs.

Avigail claims that Sigmund Freud was an Illuminati agent whose job was to convert the pious and civilized people of Europe and America to sex maniacs, she adds that one just needs to watch a chidol video to understand what she has been trying to convey here.

Avigail claims that the emperor Hongli of Qing Dynasty of China wanted his men to manufacture a car much before they invented the first car. Avigail says that Hongli’s men were about to be successful but they got mysteriously kidnapped one day and never seen after that.

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